Name: Ben Teschner
Age: 219,150 hours + 24 per day past Oct 6th, 2009
Class: Mt. Biker, 1st Class
Profession: Learning I am
Favorite Ride: Poison Spider Mesa to the Portal Trail, Moab UT – Bring it!
Favorite Drink: Scotch, followed by a Gordon’s IPA followed by a Dales
Pale Ale, followed by a 6-pack of PBR. In that order. If I do it the
other way, I will perform poorly in the race the next morning.
Most stitches at once and where: Only 5. Cut my hand open carving a
halloween pumpkin – that’s right I’m hardened.
Worst Race: I don’t understand the question
Best Race: Single Speed World Championships 2009, Durango CO – Best
aid stations ever!
I race bikes because: Its a lot more fun than diabetes and heart disease



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